My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out,
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout!
Time was when, on its own
From my trousers it would spring,
But now it’s just a full time job
To find the fucking thing!
It used to be embarassing,
The way it would behave,
For every single morning
It would stand and eatch me shave!
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues,
To see it hand its little head
And watch me tie my shoes!
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